Your Favourite Guest - justin_guber

Your Favourite Guest

Anyone remember Jo Guest?
Sure you do. Well, if you've lived in England between the mid 80's and mid 90's you should. Page 3 in the Sun for quite a bit? She was in that video with Blur. Country House, I think it was.

Go on! You remember.

Just got thinking about her for some reason. Well, actually no, I was thinking about the current perception of sexiness and beauty in models, and it got me thinking about Jo Guest.

As you can see from the photo, Jo's not incredibly stunning in a traditional super-model/pornstar kind of way. She's hot, very hot, incredibly hot, but she's not...

I dunno.

She's not super-duper-uber-hot.

And I mean that in a good way. She looks like the hot chick you knew at uni. The one everyone was clamouring for. Not the drop dead gorgeous Californian exchange student, no. Not even the French psychology student with the really pert breasts who would have you erect everytime she said 'excusez-moi'. No. She looks like the one you were friends with, the hot little lass from Hackney or Embankment. Or Sheffield.

She looks attainable.

I guess that's her thing. She's hot enough to stimulate your senses from just a mere visual, but that look on her face, the way she smiles (I like her smile), the expression... she's not from another world. I like that. I remember many an enjoyable moment in puberty holding a newspaper page of her in a french maids apron (I'd say outift, but I don't know where the rest of it went).

That's kinda rare these days, though, that look. I haven't seen it in awhile. Trying to look like your from another planet (or LA, which could be deemed another planet) has become the norm. Girls don't want to look just hot, they want the whole shebang. More human than human. Uberbabes.

But if all the babes were uberbabes, they wouldn't be too uber, would they?

Uber. Kinda like udder. Except not.

4.5.05 09:46

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